Monday, October 13, 2008

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO):

The dangers, uses and potential threats posed by this chemical, Dihydrogen Monoxide, are widespread, and some feel, terrifying. Here is just a small taste of what Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is:

  • Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the "Invisible Killer"
  • Others think dihydrogen monoxide should be Banned
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence
  • Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting
  • Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain
  • Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly
  • DHMO

From Wikipedia: Dihydrogen monoxide:

  • is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
  • contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
  • may cause severe burns.
  • contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
  • accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
  • may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
  • has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
  • as an industrial solvent and coolant.
  • in nuclear power plants.
  • in the production of styrofoam.
  • as a fire retardant.
  • in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
  • as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Now, I want you to stop and think about this for a minute. First, I want to tell you that everything above is true. Next, I want you to think. Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Think about chemistry.
For those of you who are thinking, "say WHAT?" I congratulate you.
Most people do not realize what this is.
A 14-year old boy once used DHMO as a science project, asking people to sign a petition for a ban of dihydrgen monoxide. Most, about 43, signed. Six were undecided. Only 1 person saw DHMO for what it is. His project was labeled "How Gullible are We?"
So, what IS dihydrogen monoxide?
Here is a hint:


Di= Two
Mono= One

Two hydrogen and one oxygen

H is the symbol for Hydrogen
O is the symbol for Oxygen

So, Dihydrogen Monoxide becomes:

H20




Sound familiar? It's WATER!!!

This is simply HILARIOUS!


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Yes, I will be getting the pictures of Old Ironworks Day up, sometime soon. I have not gotten them onto the computer yet, though.

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