"Drawbacks" to Homeschooling

I found this in one of Mom's newsletters:

Drawbacks to Homeschooling
(by Bob Duplantier)

1. No snow days
2. You can't miss the bus
3. You can't be suspended and sent home
4. You can't hide the vegetables you don't like in a milk carton
5. Mom always sides with the teacher
6. Dad always sides with the principal
7. You can't intercept your report card and "fix" it before your parents see it
8. You can't transfer to another school
9. The nightmare of showing up at school in your pajamas is a daily reality
10. The good-looking boy/girl in the desk next to you is your brother/sister (gross!)