Our laptop is nasty. Horribly, terribly nasty.It loses internet connection randomly. It locks up and destroys half the essay you are in the middle of. It overheats after two minutes. It takes at least ten minutes to power up. We have had to send it in numerous times for repairs, gotten extended warranties, etc. But to no avail.
My latest plan is to transform our laptop into a phoenix. For those who are unfamiliar with that particularly delightful legend, a phoenix is an immortal bird that spontaneously combusts, dies, and then is born again out of its own ashes.The Phoenix is often used as an allegory for the Resurrection.
The laptop has been acting up so much that today could very well be its dying day. It will overheat, explode, and spread ashes all over the place. Then, it will... remake itself.... and we will have a brand-new, dazzling, functioning computer.
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