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Any resemblance to sanity or rational thinking on this blog is purely intentional. However, its occurrence is random and the blog author makes no promise that it will be fully comprehensible. Additionally, all content is owned by the author, though any wonderful, random, abstract thoughts are free (and highly encouraged) for public use in thoughtful and/or prayerful settings. Under no circumstances may such wonderful thoughts be used to create destructive nuclear weapons unless said weapons are used to eradicate eeeeeeevil thoughts from the minds of those who have been indoctrinated in said eeeeeevil thoughts. The author of this blog makes no promise that it will be updated regularly and apologizes for this inevitable circumstance. In addition, the blog author may occasionally rant on such great and awful matters as stolen scarves. Please note that such rants do not reflect the perpetually hyper mood of said author.
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